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A little bit of holiday humor...space warped style!
(Sing to the tune of Oh Come All ye Faithful) 
Oh come all ye admirals
the bugs are nearly on us
oh come ye oh come ye
in your dreadnoughts
Come and defend us
From bugs at angels seven...
(chorus)
Oh please don't let them eat us
Oh please don't let them eat us
Oh please don't let them eat us
we pay very well...
A little bit of holiday humor...space warped style!
(Sing to the tune of Oh Come All ye Faithful)Oh come all ye admirals
the bugs are nearly on us
oh come ye oh come ye
in your dreadnoughts
Come and defend us
From bugs at angels seven...(chorus)
Oh please don't let them eat us
Oh please don't let them eat us
Oh please don't let them eat us
we pay very well...
Our women will like you,
as long as you bathe regular,
Oh hurry now, oh hurry,
we can't last too long,
They look hot in spandex,
and like it fairly often....
<chorus>
They say we taste like chicken,
They say we taste like chicken,
They say we taste like chicken,
..in sweet and sour sauce!
<chorus>
..wishing i had an MP3 of that to get the phrasing right...
Our women will like you,
as long as you bathe regular,
Oh hurry now, oh hurry,
we can't last too long,
They look hot in spandex,
and like it fairly often....<chorus>
They say we taste like chicken,
They say we taste like chicken,
They say we taste like chicken,
..in sweet and sour sauce!
<chorus>..wishing i had an MP3 of that to get the phrasing right...
You people are just disturbing sometimes... 
thedugan wrote:Our women will like you,
as long as you bathe regular,SNIPPAGE...
You people are just disturbing sometimes...
Well, creative genius is VERY close to insanity....
Surely, someone has ideas for further verses....
:-)
I'm thinking that '12 days of Christmas" has potential...
I don't think of myself as disturbing...ecclectic maybe...but not disturbing. *innocent grin*
On the first day of Christmas my Admiral gave to me,
a heavy plasma cannon battery...
:twisted:
On the second day of Christmas my Admiral gave to me
Two fighter bays
And a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the third day of Christmas my Admiral gave to me...
Three Neutron Beam Guns
Two fighter bays
And a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the fourth day of Christmas my admiral gave to me:
Four autocannons
Three Neutron Beam Guns
Two Fighter Bays
And a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the fifth day of Christmas my admiral gave to me:
FIVE ANTIMATTER BOMBS!
Four autocannons
Three Neutron Beam Guns
Two Fighter Bays
And a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the sixth day of christmas my admiral gave to me:
Six Boarding Parties
Fiiiiive Anti-matter bombs...
Four Auto-cannons
Three neutron beam guns
Two fighter bays
and a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the seventh day of christmas my admiral gave to me:
Seven Drones a-launching
Six Boarding Parties
Fiiiiive Anti-matter bombs...
Four Auto-cannons
Three neutron beam guns
Two fighter bays
and a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the eighth day of Christmas my admiral gave to me
Eight sunbursts exploding
Seven Drones a-launching
Six Boarding Parties
Fiiiiive Anti-matter bombs...
Four Auto-cannons
Three neutron beam guns
Two fighter bays
and a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the ninth day of Christmas, my admiral gave to me....
Nine mines a-waiting,
Eight sunbursts exploding
Seven Drones a-launching
Six Boarding Parties
Fiiiiive Anti-matter bombs...
Four Auto-cannons
Three neutron beam guns
Two fighter bays
and a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the tenth day of Christmas, my admiral gave to me....
Ten Disruptors Blasting,
Nine mines a-waiting,
Eight sunbursts exploding
Seven Drones a-launching
Six Boarding Parties
Fiiiiive Anti-matter bombs...
Four Auto-cannons
Three neutron beam guns
Two fighter bays
and a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the eleventh day of Christmas my admiral gave to me
Eleven Battle Sats
Ten Disruptors Blasting,
Nine mines a-waiting,
Eight sunbursts exploding
Seven Drones a-launching
Six Boarding Parties
Fiiiiive Anti-matter bombs...
Four Auto-cannons
Three neutron beam guns
Two fighter bays
and a heavy plasma cannon battery
On the twelth day of Christmas my admiral gave to me;
Twelve Marines a-boarding,
Eleven Battle Sats
Ten Disruptors Blasting,
Nine mines a-waiting,
Eight sunbursts exploding
Seven Drones a-launching
Six Boarding Parties
Fiiiiive Anti-matter bombs...
Four Auto-cannons
Three neutron beam guns
Two fighter bays
and a heavy plasma cannon battery
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