Topic: April 1st counters
The planet Bajor.
Panic in the streets. What can be wrong?
The Spaceballs are coming!
Mega Maid is on the way. Only the Kira class ship Phwoor can save the planet. One maid to battle another.
I'd be interested to see what stats you can come up with for this scenario, should the Mega Maid's atmospheric vac be a mega tractor beam?