Topic: Random Trek quibble...

Watching the first episode of "Enterprise" (never seen it before). A bit miffed about the following comment:

"If we hadn't convinced them to let us take Klaang's corpse back to Kronos, Earth would most likely be facing a squadron of Warbirds by the end of the week."

This is just another example of how they took a perfectly cool race (the Romulans) and decided, fuck it -- we'll just give the Klingons all their attributes.

TOS Klings were warmongering bullies, not honorable warriors -- in the words of David Gerrold:

"Klingons are professional villains. They are nasty, vicious, brutal, and merciless. They don't bathe regularly, they don't use deodorants or brush their teeth ... Think of the Mongol Hordes with spaceships and ray guns. To the Klingons, Genghis Khan was a phony and Attila the Hun was a fairy. And Hitler was only a beginner ... Klingons build their battlecruisers without toilets; it makes them nastier. Kligons pick on old ladies. Klingons fart in air locks ... And those are their good points ...

"Besides, if Star Trek needs to tell a real war story, that's what the Romulans are for..."

And Klingons DEFINITELY don't fly warbirds -- at least until the ill-considered decision to give them some as of Star Trek III.

Don't get me wrong, there's room for both, and then some (and I did like that the Tholians, Andorians, Tellerites, heck, even a silly-looking CGI Gorn make it on Enterprise from time to time) -- but the producers' decision to start blurring the lines between the two (and ultimately shaft the Romulans on the deal -- ST: Nemesis was just silly; Remans, indeed...) was poorly made.

Rant mode off.

Daniel Kast
Majestic Twelve Games
cricket@mj12games.com

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Hell yeah!
By the way, who's Klaang and where's Kronos?

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Amen Brother, Amen!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XhMANcCbM

Hey man, relax.  8) Let Brudda Iz tell ya a story!

I always thought it was a bit odd too when the klingons got warbirds...

However, can you give me another example (since you claim this is one of possibly many examples) of

how they took a perfectly cool race and decided, :oops: it -- we'll just give the Klingons all their attributes

big_smile

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THERE'S NO SWEAR FILTER! I'm gonna say "crap".

Here goes...


....CRAP!

Hee hee hee hee hee!

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heh, there is now smile

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better qualify, you can't say Crap, because it will always come out as Carp

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oh, Crap,

I mean

See A Are Pee


Damn!

See Are A Pee

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So lemme get this straight. I can say fuck but I can't say..... crap?

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Well, fuck me.

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Is this some attempt to make the forum more "grown up"? Is pee-pee or doodie filtered? Is this some sort of perverse World of Darkness/ Vampire the Sookening phpBB template? wink

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Now you're just being childish.

big_smile

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Uh oh. They're onto me.

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jimbeau wrote:

However, can you give me another example (since you claim this is one of possibly many examples) of

how they took a perfectly cool race and decided, :oops: it -- we'll just give the Klingons all their attributes

Sorry, I was just referring to the Romulan --> Klingon transition... I can think of no other incidents in which this happened.

But daggone it, that's plenty! smile

Daniel Kast
Majestic Twelve Games
cricket@mj12games.com

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It would appear that "crap" is the only word in the word-censor list...

Daniel Kast
Majestic Twelve Games
cricket@mj12games.com

Re: Random Trek quibble...

Okay, I thought I had missed some geeky thing about trek I had never known.

Mind you there's a lot of those (geeky things about trek I don't know) but not as many as there ought to be